Just die already! DIE

Yep I saw SHOWGIRLS opening night, thought it would be good trashy fun but… nope. Wretched. There's no rescuing it into "so bad it's good" either. A hateful movie.

I won a local newspaper contest and got to see a free movie when I was 12. The movie was SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 3. Oh the misery even then. I've hate-watched it a couple times in recent years and it is garbage of a purest ray serene (I read about the production and the original concept for the film and… it's worse if…

The first two R-rated movies I either sneaked into or convinced an older teen at the theater to buy my friends and me tickets: WHERE THE BOYS ARE '84 and FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER. Oh god the horror of awfulness.

OMG I forgot that crib sheet!

You could have stopped at Baz Luhrmann's.

Perhaps you could forget that shame by watching Mailer's MAIDSTONE on YouTube. You'd have the new shame of watching MAIDSTONE but at least you'd forget about the shame of TOUGH GUYS

Oh man, HUDSON HAWK! So, so lame. I was embarrassed after I took some friends to see it—I was expecting an action comedy like BEVERLY HILLS COP or LETHAL WEAPON. Weird thing is, my friends kinda liked it, thought it was quirky fun, and couldn't understand why I was apologizing to them afterwards.

Yes. I did not like it then at all. Tried to watch it a few years ago on Netflix; while it seemed to have some nice cinematography, it was still boring as shit.

Oh man I haven't seen anyone mention JAWS 3D and JAWS THE REVENGE.

I didn't walk out on it, I was a kid, but it was the first movie that made me realize a movie I thought would be good could be very bad. As a child this is a disorienting notion.

What no METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED SYN??

Agreed on all points! God the interminable "Hallelujah" sequence alone, I was so embarrassed it reminded me of being a teenager watching a movie with your parents and along comes an unexpectedly graphic sex scene.

Only movie I've walked out on in decades of movie-going was the'96 remake of DIABOLIQUE withSharon Stone and Isabelle Adjani. Boring and stupid beyond belief (this particular version of course). I'd just seen Adjani in THE TENANT and thought she was helplessly hopelessly gorgeous so maybe that explains why I went in…

Oh thanks for that, how I swoon over '80s Sheena Easton…

One of my favorites of all time from when I first saw it on cable in the early 1980s. Essential viewing.

"Any kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid."

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They never could get Wiggly Scott though.

Kate Winslet hanging up the imaginary telephone.