I think a family-friendly fast food setting is the perfect place for small children to learn about toys and fisting.

This is going to complicate things for my indie production of "Legs and the Weapons". And just when I'd finally attached Nicole Kidman to star in the lead role!

There's a great question!

They were both asked to participate in this feature and name their own HateSongs.

"I have a funny story about Meat Loaf. "
I wish he'd told it in this interview.

Nathan… I REALLY don't think it's a good idea to try and pay for this movie with your AMEX card.

The trick to these things is apparently getting in early and demoralizing all the other much funnier people.

Upon first glance, yes it does. That's why I took the extra 3 seconds to squeeze in some references to this specific movie.

Or, as Princes Harry and William call her: Dame Fingercuffs.

I wish I could tell you that Andy turned down that invitation to a "lemon party", and the Four Horsemen let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but magic is no fairy-tale world.

"Yes, I had a good laugh at the University Of Arizona pulse-check admissions policy."

It feels weird to be posting multiple defenses of the book… I don't have any emotional or financial investment in how it sells. And the review isn't exactly a pan… But I think a lot of people on the fence might see a C+ grade and write off the book entirely.

If you like Dadspin, you'll like the book.

Damn. Beat me by a minute.

I don't know, Oprah… I suppose Katie Holmes is a perfectly nice woman. Why do you ask?

Tobias, gone. 
Phipps, gone. 
Hyden, gone.
Robinson, gone. 
Koski, gone. 
RABIN, gone.

So, how does visitation work? Does this mean we don't spend alternating weekends with Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang anymore?

If Tasha Robinson is the next one out the door, I'm going to be even more pissed off than I am right now.

Scott… Show me on the doll where Phil Dyess-Nugent touched you.

Yep. We all laughed when Leonard Pierce predicted this, but maybe that guy knew more about the future than any of us suspected.