I will not defame New Orleans 
I will not defame New Orleans
I will not defame New Orleans(SIMPSONS DID IT!)

The confession isn't the last we'll hear on this story, mark my words.

"You, come beat me."
"Shut up. Just shut up…You had me at 'hello' "

"You, come beat me."
"Shut up. Just shut up…You had me at 'hello' "

DEREK THE DOUCHE!

He'll REALLY hate it if he ever finds out that the guys at Gizmodo are the ones who found his corpse.

Like their Jobs without irony? No way.

More likely he'll just Accept the tributes without really paying attention to the details.

The Almighty apologizes… But, by opening his case to access the pancreas, Jobs voided his own warranty.

The EULAgies are going to be long and convoluted.

Not-so-MobileHe

It wouldn't be inappropriate to call him a genius…. He had a scraggly beard and a black shirt.

Take my WiFi… Please!

Cancer, schmancer. His pancreas would have worked fine if he didn't insist on holding it wrong.

Leonard Pierce wrote one 3 years ago that brought tears to my eyes.

The music of Dawes?

He's not dead… The coroner just didn't realize he was in airplane mode.