Say it with me!
The Exclusive Company. 508 State Street. Madison.

Math team!!!

I'd like a WTF-69.

I'd like a WTF-69.

Kaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhnnnnnn!

Can a quantity of two be considered a set, or are they merely a pair?

KARATE CHOP

LAMB CHOP

PORK CHOP

Everybody now! "Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah…"

I ENJOY TYPING EVERYTHING IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I LIKE TO YELL AND AM NOT VERY WELL-SPOKEN, HENCE MY FREQUENT USE OF 'OWNAGE' AND VARIOUS VULGARITIES!

I believe the same mysterious person let the dogs out a number of years ago.

I didn't…

Embiggen your ocelot with a spatuler…

I'd like to open a restaurant called Tray Chic where you sit in a La-Z-Boy in front of a TV while eating dinner off of a snack tray…

Ricin Bean's comment, "I actually Popeye's when you someone eat it," make me laugh uncontrollably but I don't know why.

"My Humps" by Black-Eyed Peas…

Doggone Dagon…

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana…

Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!