@The Anachronist

I wish Netflix
would stop recommending the Girlfriend Experience. I see that cover art and just think about warm, stanky old cum breath fogging up the interior of an unheated limousine.

Holy Blog, Batman!

I propose we throw Anne Hathaway, Parker Posey, Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Portman, and Felicia Day in a blender then pour the sausagy by-product into a tight leather suit.

Christian Bale as the Penguin and Peter Dinklage as the Batman.

I'm in love with you like a toaster
making toast… in the ni-ight.

She always looks like a dazed ghoul stumbling out of a cupboard.

Sup' trollstick, the US military is easily the largest geek reservoir in the world.

as long as he includes the classic "Hulk horny" sequence
I'm in!

Yeah… sure…

Ah Stroszek, that movie taught me so many valuable lessons. For example, why waste away your youth in the dreary mid-west when you can suck trucker dicks all the way to Vancouver?

the Golden Age of DVD Collections ended
when people realized that:

boffo box-office for a boffo babe!
It's great to see someone with genuine talent capture the hearts of America! Go Tina!

Note to "Dowd"
Shut the fuck up and go away. Your nerd rage is annoying.

I worked at a video store in the 90's and it sounds like tastes are definitely improving! I'll never forget the look of crushing disappointment as I informed customer after customer that, sorry, they would have to settle for LA Confidential because Carnosaur 3 was out of stock.

look, I'm an indie actress
=() (========8

I also hope this blows up in her face… like Vincent Gallo's WANG.

CUNTZILLA

Fact Check, ya'll
I assumed the Black Rock didn't break the statue, the enormous fucking tsunami of death did.

another week
And my "flash sideways as epilogue" theory is gaining even more steam!