Why, Amy?! Why don't you love me?!

"So there's no chance that you're the Prince of Zamunda?"
"None."

"Ohhhh…that was not my intent. Sayonara butt face!"

Haley Joel Osment is Kaizer Soze.

"My first audition was for the lead in a little movie called 'Monster's Ball.' Make meh feeeel gooood. Make meh feeeel gooood."

"This is the talkiest rape ever."

"…..on a hot summer sidewalk."

"I'm an associate!"

"Say it you have to say it!"
"HELP! RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS!"

I think Steve is supposed to look like Francine.

"What's this one, mom?"
"Buahahlall."
"That's right, ballllll!"

I agree. He barely had a monologue.

I think I prefer Bieber.
The latest episode was mediocre. I only know Ryan from Cruel Intentions, so I didn't really know what to think about him.

Yay Klaus!
Klaus had more than a one-liner in this episode of American Dad! A rare occasion! Then again there was no koala to steal his spot.

It makes you wonder — what the hell was Roger doing in a cat suit?