MacBeth has always been a problematic play in terms of story arc, there's only so much guilt/madness the characters can show before it becomes a bit repetitive. I hope it's more than just Portman yelling, crying and washing her hands.

That duffel bag can only be the enormous pile of money Walt gave Jesse as his severance pay after retiring.

This interview between Milos Stehlik and Werner Herzog was broadcast live earlier today at WBEZ Chicago. It's intense and perfectly captures the emotions I feel now. https://soundcloud.com/wbez…

Did he ever make it to Pitchfork?

Did he ever make it to Pitchfork?

When fun. started playing I thought it was John Mulaney doing a character.

When fun. started playing I thought it was John Mulaney doing a character.

What? Pulp Fiction is no.2? What the hell? How could a film so unique and irresistible be relegated to second place? What is wrong with you peop- oh. I just saw No.1.

What? Pulp Fiction is no.2? What the hell? How could a film so unique and irresistible be relegated to second place? What is wrong with you peop- oh. I just saw No.1.

I clicked on this article hoping to read a thoughtful dissertation on the euthanasia of Dexter, and this was just an Office wankfest. Boo!

Todd, you're Nixonland hyperlink is demanding a password to enter the server. Looks like it's a writers only portal. How about an Amazon link?

Whatever subtlety McKinnon was going for in that impersonation was completely lost by that obnoxious dude next to her. We get it, your joke is stating the obvious.

Goddammit. I had just realized a few hours ago that Grinderman is the last great band standing and I come home and read this.

This reminds me of a Comedy Bang Bang bit about anti-improv callled 'No,but…'

This headline could be a Would You Rather? question with The Love Guru being on infinite loop as the second option.

…hopefully with patent pending pussy pasties.

Stiller was supposed to host in 2001 to promote Zoolander, but he canceled at the last minute after 9/11. He said he 'didn't know how to be funny' during that time, which upset Lorne Michaels enough for him to ban him from the show. I guess it was just a 10 year ban…

Cosmos or Cosmo's?
Hollywood prerequisites for introducing science back to the American public:

Talk show
Every episode opens in a totally random but questionable location. No guests, just a call-in format. Similar to Real Time except it's a morning talk show called 'Rise and Sheen.' Are you listening HBO?

The Green Hornet
Who's the casting director for The Green Hornet, a 12 year old boy? It's analogous to mixing godawful condiments into a blender and daring the audience to drink it.