Kuato Lives!
Open your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!

super weird
So I clicked on the link of "HOPA"'s actual Facebook page…and we had a lot of shared friends…and went to the same college…slaved away in the same building on campus…and probably took some theater classes together. Who knew?

Ms. Hannigan
Was the shit.

Practicality
is *so* 2003.

Form of…a Colossal Arachnid Onslaught!

WHOA
Who replaced Drew Carey with Orville Redenbacher!?

That privleged little ho
I remember the days in prison when you had to cut out a man's intestines to score a pack of Twizzlers.

In the midst of M. Night's inelegant failure…
This is a bright ray of hope. The arachnid onslaught approves.

Well I'll be: Look what roadkill gumbo-ingredient got some schoolin'.

I don't know about you guys
But this arachnid horde chitters in approval.

There is nothing like a fucking dame!
Nothing in the fucking world!

theeeeholocauusstwasexxaaaaaageerraaateed

Mermaids
I eats' em.

So..
Looking to waste some coworkers, eh Sean?

ZMF's right though - that movie totally bent my dick.

Nooooo!
Not Ninjavideo.net!!! Nooooooooooo!!!

*Ahem* *points appendage to name*

Still, a spider's gotta hope? I guess I'll see how deep the abyss is tonight - I have to see this darkness myself. I swear if it's that bad I will never fucking forgive that Pondicherry ponce.

shit
This is breaking my fucking collective arachnid hearts.

So…
He'll come out to play some wanker - BUT NOT TO PLAY INDIANA JONES SR.!? (Granted the movie still wouldn't have improved that much)