You're excited? Feel these nipples!

And heeere come the pretzels!

With all due respect Mr. Taylor, this isn't the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk rock

Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

"Well I'm sure you know what you can do with that opportunity"
AWESOME

Uh, Aimee Teagarden? By far the hottest female on the show. Julie Taylor is simply mesmerizing.

Oooooooooooooorgy

Let's not forget the ill-fated boy band "5ive"

As soon as that guy told Lois to run home with the contract, I knew that gag was coming. I was not looking forward to it. The first time they did it, you know, like 10 years ago, it was legitimately hilarious. I thought the recycling was pretty lazy and tired, and pretty indicative of recent FG. Which is really a…

You know, when they did the Michael J. Fox Parkinson's joke the FIRST TIME, last season, I thought it was the most distasteful thing they've ever done. Then they fucking went back to the well. I don't really care which one technically came first: the fact they've done two is just downright disturbing.

The Yankee swap episode was Michael at his absolute worst. Forcing that on everyone while at the same time openly deriding Phyllis' oven mit. Though tonight came close to that.

Thank you, seven. That is my ALL TIME favorite Jerry line. I also loved it the one time Jerry used his Newman voice for Whatley.

Saracen drunk in the shower is easily the best scene of the series.

Also, Nelson has a great episode in Bart's Girlfriend

(Laughing to self) Yes, once.

The first Austin Powers is pretty much one of the funniest movies ever made. The first scene had some vintage Ferrell before Ferrell had established himself enough to have "vintage" material.

Leno is a TERRIBLE interviewer. It doesn't matter how Conan does, he'll be a ton better than Leno by default. Incidentally, I think Conan is a fantastic interviewer.

Well, you failed every segment and misspelled "bus" on your application

To answer your question, happy squirrel, the Dead are my favorite band. This is a bit of an overload for me right now.

Official favorite LIVE song thread
Because that's the way to listen to the Dead. My vote: Scarlet Begonias —> Fire on the Mountain. Counts as one song, can't have one without the other.