Wasn't exactly looking at Gail's eyes tonight…

That may seem like hyperbole, but you're not too far off.

Awww, the Denver Broncos!

I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

farewell
So that moment where Conan addressed how everyone thinks Conan needs to "grow up" in the new time slot and he proudly announced that that wasn't going to happen was awesome, right? The crowd just erupted when he said that, gave me goosebumps.

You ass!

Go fuck yourselves, Burbank!

If it was a gift, it wouldn't be taxed at all. Game show winnings are good old fashioned "income."

But she's got a new hat!

Now we have no money
AND our feelings are hurt.

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh… staggers me.

The Jim and Dwight party planning angle is one of the funniest things this show has done in a while. I hope it never ends.

Is hating the words "moist" and "panties" a common female thing? I have a female friend who also despises exactly those two words.

Damn, I posted that before I read Mr. Belvedere's. Please disregard my comment, that was an epic fail.

A single plumb, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

You have selected "regicide." If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1.

That's weird that you would bring up THAT Adam Baldwin moment in ID4 as your WTF Adam Baldwin moment in ID4, mad, because I have a totally different one. After Randy Quaid saves the world by sacrificing his life to destroy the aliens when the last missile on his jet locks up, it pans back to Quaid's son in the…

He's a box, my boy's a box! Damn you, a box!

Steeler Nation: I'd take what you're saying seriously if Roethlisberger had a passer rating above, say, 20 in the last Super Bowl he was in, but alas, we all know that he did not manage that amazing feat.

I'd play that song too to get fired up, if only for the drum interlude, which has never been described as anything other than "epic." Probably the greatest few seconds in the history of music.