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Titus Andronicus
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A while back
I envisioned a new predator movie where an alien infected ship crashes onto the Predators' home planet and mayhem ensues. Also, the language situation would be ala Apocalypto with subtitles. Discuss.

Hey Leo
as a professional bettor, I have to ask: Can I borrow some money? Your picks have cost me my mortgage and 1994 Ford Taurus.

Sounds like a MANDARE!!

More like….FAPCAKES
How about someone just puts a can of Manwich into a cupcake and call it a day. This will end the "cupcakes?" argument once and for all.

How about
a talk show with Judith Light called "The Lighter Side!" where she interviews the top stars of 80's series in a "where are they now" format! After all, what is that dashing Kirk Cameron up to these days?

The mighty invisible ball sack
is what you don't see in this video. Keep slappin that shit!

Whuh, no mansion?
I definitely prefer this set over the baroque barf-fest of a mansion. Although they might want to bring in love seats for more Kara style interventions.

It was
the best of times…its was the BLURST OF TIMES??!! Stupid monkey. WHO WANTS SOME MOTHERFUCKING PIE?

Fatties
I like how they are wearing t-shirts to the water park like self conscious fat kids. WHO WANTS PIE??!!

PIE
WHO WANTS SOME MOTHERFUCKING PIE

WHO WANTS SOME PIE
PIE
PIE
PIE
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Sexy Night Out with Gerard Butler
(Jen and Gerard are sitting at a French fusion bistro, tepid conversation eventually turns to the food)

Heya
Who wants some pie!