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Randy Miller III
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Nice to see "The Descent" on here, and the Unrated version is even better. It's definitely the best film by Neil Marshall…"Dog Soldiers" was decent, but almost everything else on his resume suuuuuuuuuuucked.

"First, we go to the Bridge of Khazad-dûm, then through Helm's Deep, then over the Gap of Rohan! Khazad-dûm, Helm's Deep, Rohan! Khazad-dûm, Helm's Deep, ROHAN!"

HOW ABOUT NO

BRB, toiling part-time at Jah Cold Stone Creamery.

Wrong film, he actually ate two of the Snow Buddies.

What an asshole…that poor girl was only XIII.

This winter's gonna hurt like a motherfucker.

At least he still has the balls to smoke. Fuckin' vapers.

Oh man, I was smack in the middle of high school when this came out and it still holds up great today. So many fantastic tracks that, like others, I couldn't whittle everything down to one disc. I also couldn't choose between this and Siamese Dream as the better album (Gish is great too, but let's be honest here),

A Simpsons-related article with no comments? Unpossible!

A cis lesbian (WTF?) asks a gay man for advice about her vagina. What could go wrong?

Ian Curtis still couldn't sing for shit.

Pitfall II balloon ride too!

I don't understand why they didn't just go for an orange bun with black seeds or something. Much less disgusting.

NO' ENOUGH CASH!

"Gender inequality"?
*sigh*
Couldn't resist, could you?

So weird. I only knew him as "that guy" until yesterday, after I saw him in Interstellar and looked up his name right after.

Pretty much. In fact 1988's "Cannibal Holocaust 2" (directed by Antonio Climati) is also known as "Green Inferno".

Not clicking on that "Mufasa" link. Nope nope nope.