You know Al would've had him put down if he'd ever found out that Buck was the one who kept ordering 'Steel Magnolias' on PPV.

"That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose."

I guess nobody lives by a Lee's Famous Chicken, huh?

Right? I remember people complaining at the time that the song choices were "too obvious." Seriously? You mean they worked perfectly in context, and that's why you didn't like them? There were things to bitch about with Watchmen, but that wasn't one of them.

Lord, I am SO TIRED. How long can this go on?

"Corked."

Lost a lot of luster after Body Bags 2.

Johnny Handsome is worth a watch. It's hard to remember sometimes that Mickey Rourke wasn't always a self-parody.

He showed up on The Today Show shortly after the cancellation and rather defensively said "I don't consider it a horrible failure when you walk away with six million dollars at the end of it." So at least we know what his pride cost.

They got rid of him the first time he was going to cost the league money. When McDonald's leaves, you do what it takes to get them back.

I tried to get a gig going to all the truck stops to re-brand the restroom concession machines with "Freedom Ticklers," but turned out people were OK with France as long as they were getting laid.

On one of Ellen's HBO specials in the 00s, she did a self-referential gay joke as either the first or second bit in the show, and it was received warmly. She then said (paraphrasing) "I have to get to the gay stuff early, or the gay crowd members think 'Oh no - our leader has deserted us!'." That got an even bigger…

"Would it make any difference if I told you I was hung like a bear?"

That was the point at which my 19 year old started wondering if I was going to need CPR or not.

'Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert!' was often our morning wakeup to our dorm during freshman year. In retrospect, we probably didn't need four giant speakers in a 9x12 room, but it did sound pretty good.

Hanged, Cyper. Hanged. They're not tapestries.

I'm pretty sure you mean he's written 3-4 superior thrillers and a few crappy cash-ins….

I'm pretty sure you mean he's written 3-4 superior thrillers and a few crappy cash-ins….

Methodists! Two Commandments and Eight Suggestions….

Methodists! Two Commandments and Eight Suggestions….