Yes, but most importantly, what is the boobies to bells ratio?

help me out
My work uses a satellite music thing and starting this week they switched to the "holiday" station. They play a really wide variety, and one song I keep hearing sounds like the Decemberists, but it is too soft to really hear the vocals (so I can't google lyrics) and it is always over before I can head…

Either comicscomics has a really shitty server, or the readers here are currently flooding that particular story. Slow as molasses.

apology
accepted

While it is a great album, Damian Marley's last two releases are better.

you do have an editor, correct?
Maybe proofread the article before posting. Perhaps start with the headline.

I'd say equal douche, but better informed.

It's a wash because Julia = a dead rotting horse.

You mean "The Tonight Show Band"

I think that's a play on Bill Frist. This man may be a failure, but he knows his majority leaders.

I only defecate in showers out of revenge or if the strange German man offers enough money.

I fucked your mom VS I fucked your wife.

Have you straightened out your will? If not, it might be too late.

Ah, this reminds me of something…

Stop it, you'll make all the homophobes hard.

Nancy
I find no reason to believe she holds together any episodes, as I have always found her to be the most unlikeable of the ensemble. Her motives are always suspect, which would be fine if she was blessed with any common sense. It is as if her decisions are never based on anything. Anyone running a drug ring the…

Just like herpes, you just keep showing up, and each time it gets a little worse.

"Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad."

Anyone hear about the fire at the circus?

Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner both stated in their autobiographies that the chest was the real thing.