The show is about cops. Investigating a crime. Now, I know it had higher aspirations than that, but it focuses a good deal on their investigation, especially in the last few episodes. Is it too much to ask for the procedural aspects to be on par with the rest of the material?

That late?

Why aren't you writing for the Tournament of Episodes?

Yeah, he's more of a Joshua Speed-type.

Whoops! Mixed up the episode count with Fargo, apparently.

True Detective was great because of the career-best performances from McConaughey and Harrelson, and the excellent direction from Cary Fukunaga. The tracking shot was seriously one of the best things I've ever seen on television, and the show probably came the closest to approaching film. I will be interested in…

Sometimes, it's very justified, but very present as of late.

Yep, a pretty clear homage to Fantastic Mr. Fox.

It was a great fake out. There were a lot of hints that Malvo was supernatural in nature, so you're actually wondering if he'll just get up and walk away…but nope, a head shot will do it.

I would watch that, if any drama could possibly contain Nicholas Cage.

Not to mention those 28 people in Fargo…Malvo would have been one of the biggest mass-murderers in American history.

That's one of the best Criterion covers I've ever seen (which is definitely saying something). I've been curious about this movie ever since they announced it. I loved Eyes Without a Face and this seems like an appetizing option for the upcoming sale. D'Dangelo's description makes it sound fun but impenetrable, though.

Where's all the ostentatious CGI?

"Rides up in the crotch a bit."

Try Hulu. I think all the episodes are there.

I didn't respond to your comment with an actual argument because I'm not accustomed to explaining myself to strangers on the Internet who use ad hominem attacks when I am simply making a point. And now you have used them again, too! You take issue with me misrepresenting my opinion as an authoritative one? How the…

That guy can make some good arguments, but I have no idea how anyone can listen to his voice for any length of time.

Yes, I have a case. Where's your case? I haven't actually seen an opinion, just random, childish insults.

I promise you, I know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.

The things one does for likes.