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Wait.

You gotta watch out for Brienne's ground pound.

But still plenty of opportunity for "Words are wind"!

Todd's got a grudge against Kit Harington. See last episode's review.

Bran: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the Hodor."

I agree, but isn't it going to look a bit suspicious if Varys disappears with Tyrion right after Tywin bites it?

………….Likable?

No one loves Darkstar. He's a complete joke.

She's really got her thousand-yard stare mastered.

Well tune in next season for Darkstar vs. Lem Lemoncloak! It's the fight you've always been waiting for!

The Brotherhood Without Banners hasn't even been mentioned all season. For that matter, neither has Blackfish. It's gonna be a real shock if all these characters suddenly appear after HBO has forgotten about them.

"Tywin has appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner of King's Landing."

At this point, we might as well give up hope on Coldhands ever appearing. Any purpose he serves in the books has already been served.

Echoing the above sentiments, WHERE'S LADY STONEHEART!?

I agree.

We all do, Billybob. We all do.

The money was for charity. It's not like it's lining GRRM's bank account.

Eh. Even despite his bastard status, would Gendry really make a good king? I mean, he's a nice guy, but he doesn't really have any leadership skills or battle experience or even literacy.

GRRM never kills important characters offscreen. See Davos' supposed death in the same book, for instance.

Also, I feel like Tywin never would have put up with that shit. He would have stabbed Aerys right there, king or not.