Not like here. Here at the A.V. Club, everything is soft and smooth.

I can't wait for the sequel, where the "control center in Riley's mind" gets introduced to stranger adolescent anthropomorphized emotions like "Shame," "Angst," and "Horniness."

I would like that. She has to have something to do, because she probably won't be running into Stoneheart until next season.

Brando would just be throwing coconuts at GRRM all-day on the set.

I have a lot of fond memories of that dog!

Both of the Nymerias are named after a legendary Dornish queen.

UGGHHH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT DARKSTAR!!!

Now that I think of it, have they even mentioned Oldtown in the show yet. They should probably get on that next season.

In that vein of thought, I'd like to imagine it's Robyn Arryn.

…Narp?

MILD SPOILERS

Watching on a big screen last year was one of the most transcendental experiences in my life.

*raises hand*

For that, we'll have to wait for the Amazon drones.

Yeah, and I remember in Oblivion you could take advantage of the "Chameleon" spell by boosting it up to 100% so that enemies could basically never hit you. At that point, you have more or less beaten the game.

That's really brave of of you stand up for the billion-dollar corporation!

Sounds legit. When has Neonxeon ever steered me wrong?

FUUUUUUUCK. This isn't good. Thanks, Marvel.

Half-Life 2 has aged remarkably well. I kinda want to replay it over the summer.

I'm pretty sure the "Fuck You" story is a joke in John Hodgman's More Information than You Require.