Shia chose…unwisely.

I saw that over the weekend and thought it was a joke. I still can't believe that it's actually true.

Is this a real human being? Did an actual human being choose the choices which Shia LaBeouf has? How is such a thing possible?

NOW YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT LEGOS!

You say that is if there's a difference between any of these new, indistinguishable YA properties.

Wendigo University

A movie can be perfect at what it accomplishes and still not get an A. It's also pretty much up to the reviewer's discretion.

Yep! That's it, guys. Everybody can go home.

Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place? HAVE YOU!?

"An ornery Harrison Ford."

Say what you will about Mike Tyson, but that's no way to talk about Russell Brand.

SCOTCH-GUARDED!

Hopefully, this adaptation will copy the They Live fight scene with Jay Baruchel and Seth Rogen.

By the time you finish that, conservative groups will reveal their plan to summon Cthulhu.

Because they're not comfortable with those that are different from them, plain and simple. They just feel threatened by anyone they perceive as having different beliefs or lifestyles from them. So, basically, they're assholes.

This world is getting so ridiculous that I can hardly believe it.

Take time to think over the decisions before you make them, and also be sure to prepare for them. There are some things you can do before the big moments that will help you out a lot, so be sure to talk to your crew and help them out (which can be pretty rewarding, too).

Why not just do something new? Is there anyone in the world so attached to the Transporter series that they will be attracted by the name even though the lead actor—who basically is the character—is no longer in the movie?

Well, he needs something to do now that 30 Rock is over.

HAHA! You have a mom!?