The Bible would be a lot cooler if it had more retcons, crossovers, and continuity wipes.

Legion and Priest! Talk about really weird and yet somehow very bland fantasy action movies.

It's so easy to get lost for hours on Wikipedia looking up obscure comics canon and scrolling through the definitive lists of Batman villains and shit like that. It's all the fun of comics without the cost!

Thanks, Dr. Phil!

I have so much optimism left in me. I didn't like the prequels, but they didn't destroy me. I have hope left for plenty of good things to come.

The first season was pretty good (haven't rewatched it though), but there was one hell of a downward spiral.

Heroes

Since his first movie, I believe. At least that's what I recall from the credits of Hard Eight, which I watched last weekend.

Mmmm.

A billion dollars isn't cool anymore. You know what's cool?

Truly, we are in the days of thunder.

Why don't you just look upwards to the vanilla sky?

Tom Cruise was never a train wreck, except for that one movie in the 80s where he played a hotshot train conductor whose lack of respect for the rules lead him to wrecking several trains.

Start running, Tom!

I want a remake of Twins, with James Franco as both twins.

But didn't the Coen brothers make those?

Well, there's no other New England, Pennsylvania, or even New York.

Plus, Rudd would probably have to get some surgery done first.

And most of the Northeast, it would seem.

The other thing: he won't get shot to pieces at the beginning of the movie. The trailer just shows his car blowing up as he goes off to work, which is apparently an acceptable PG-13 alternative.