David Fincher is an amazing director, and you should feel pleased that someone of his caliber is bothering to adapt that book.

Great news. The score for The Social Network is incredible.

You laugh, but it's probably only a matter of time before they force you to upgrade your iPhone or whatever.

I hover my cursor every time I see Christina Hendricks.

They will just be sending the possessions of their employees, actually.

In other news, Amazon has put ED-209 in charge of their return policy.

The last one is a joke, right?

It was just on TV the other day, and the gimp was edited entirely out. The sudden time jump was a little off-putting.

Fun fact: the "I hate everybody" sign was actually the one that Bruce Willis wore. The one that shows up in the unedited version was done in post.

I swear I remember reading that somewhere…

That does sound a bit weird, but can you blame Kasdan for not liking the backstory?

I can sort of see it.

I am joking, but I agree that it would be awesome.

Well obviously the killer is going to turn out to be Nyarlathotep.

Is anybody else unable to not think of The Wolf of Wall Street when they hear MacConaughey say "Quaaludes"?

What the hell are you? The worst of two worlds?

*Cage uses O'Neal's bulletproof glass casing to block incoming gunfire*

Mark Zuckerberg sends his regards.

Yes, that groveling C+ review.

Dante's Peak was the better choice for people wanting to see kindly old grandmothers dying in rivers of acid.