I'm glad that if it was legitimate rape, the courts had a way of shutting It down.

So… you're saying that they'll all be hanging out at my local Chuck E Cheese tonight, right?

Yeah, Ivanka is the real FL.

The new arts committee will be tasked with building more new beautiful Confederate statues.

I got my wife into The IT Crowd, but I can't get her to try Dark Place.

I have yet to successfully get anyone to watch Garth Marenghi's Dark Place.

You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!

THE POWER OF KINJA COMPELS YOU!!
***waves cross emoji at Pop Rivets***

Yeah, I stopped reading your commment after a couple of sentences.

We both know there are
no cool 49-year-old dads.

The NYT would refer to him as Mr. Cheese.

Damn millennial robots.

I hear they are replacing the animatronic robots with Kinja.

You're good, my friend. You're good.

I am 49 years old and I have never set foot inside a Chuck E Cheese. I feel this is a life will lived.

Your mom is just trying to help, ok?

Clever wombat.

I wasn't aware that we speak in any other way here.

A theremin maybe?

How does he keep up with the news like that?