Yikes.

Eh, that would require listening to Howard Stern.

Howard Stern?

"The Jenners go to Charlottesville"

25th amendment ribs?

"The letter 'R' will no longer be used in our alphabet soup, so as to prevent children from spelling 'racism'".

Well, now, the woman stays looking the same through the wonders of Botox.

???

Cows love him!

Which now, presumably, consists of U2 and Nirvana.

Heck, I'd date Paul Rudd even if he was my real brother.

That was in the movie? I don't remember it.

What's the "Pismo Beach disaster"?

Oi, prime minister! I've got a complaint!

Or Dr. Troy Christian.

This show's theme song just better have a clavioline solo.

Will she skate a figure eight?

Eh, I'm good on quaking dread right now, thanks.

Yeah, I kind of like your idea. That would be neat.

They do TV instead of mid-budget movies.