Umm…

That's low, man.

In real life Sam would probably be going to a school with a program for high-functioning autistic kids. He'd probably have friends on the spectrum.

Not too long ago, when I was telling my trainer about my autistic son, he said that all he knows about autism is Rain Man. And he's a really, really good guy. I shudder to think how many other people are out there with the extent of his "knowledge".

Ok youngsters, what's the big deal about this show and why is the AV Club using so much virtual column space on it?

If there's a second season, yes.

In this retooling, Katrina becomes a single mother trying to balance family and career.

In that case, I have no idea who you are.

I remember when you asked that. I was there! Hey everyone, I knew Frosstbyte before he was famous!

Little, tiny anger-pieces, available to mix in to your yogurt at your local Menchie's.

No, it's a marketing tool.

That's the most fucks I've seen this side of David Mamet.

I'll get Christopher Lloyd right on that.

I'll imagine you are pensively stroking your beard right now.

Yikes, I know.

That is awful, on any number of counts.

The Beatles used to like to give Nazi salutes to the giant crowds outside their hotels. That would not go over very well today, would it?

"Darling, I'll never forget you! Well, I'll probably forget you someday. In fact, I've already forgotten you. What was your name again? Oh, well, nice to see you again".

They got rid of Ernie? Those bastards.

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