No, that's not how it works. First, some asshole billionaire has to fund a lawsuit against Disqus. Then, Disqus goes bankrupt. Then, Univision buys Disqus for pennies on the dollar. Then, Univision turns Disqus into Kinja.

Wuthering Heights?

Never heard of him.

IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!

KOOOOOOHHHHHAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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…wow, I could do this all day

Is she related to the Kohan brothers?

Zen Kohan

Now let us bask in the glowing warmth of Netflix's warming GLOW.

Don't mess with the Kohan.

MIke's Hard Lemmy

I should hope so!

Is it any good? Should I, an old person myself, also watch it?

A highway to nowhere? Try getting that past Sarah Palin.

I can't wait for the episode where she meets The Beatles.

I do! There was a camper or something, right?

And confusing.

You could have ordered it yourself and would have been just as delicious.

Can't have it be too sexy, or you'd get slapped with an NC-17 rating.

Yesterday I was stuck in traffic so I told Siri I was bored. She said "Really? What diameter?"

Yakety-Sax is the new national anthem.