Why didn't I think of that?

Johnny Depp IS Edward Chairhands

I'm seein' double here! Eight bear legs!

USA! USA!
***goes to WalMart, buys gun, shoots self***

I think there were just five guys in that band. What good would that do?

Great, now I sound like Scott fucking Baio

I said "almost"!

Well, first, we need to build a Negative Zone. And that means getting a permit from the Negative Zoning board. That takes a long time, even with bribes. And then good luck finding an honest contractor.

Shows what you know.

What, and have photographic evidence?

So a powerful woman gets groped by a nobody DJ and he almost gets away with it. What a world we live in.

That's just crazy talk.

That's what I thought.

Get off the stage!

Sorry

Now, if anyone were to say that they were looking forward to Kinja…

What is he, a farmer?

Hell will consist of an extremely long line of people waiting to do just that, but it never moves.

I thought the scene in Strange was about looking for Odin.

Oh for fuck's sake.