I beg your pardon?

It's the circle of life.

on the seashore, yes.

I assume the show is going on hiatus so it can make the switch over to Kinja.

OK. Now, hold still…

I'm wondering if perhaps he has so few recognizable clients that the article just listed them all.

We've replaced his regular covfefe with Folgers Crystals.

"Feed me cabbage and lock me in the shower"?

Of course! Why would you keep looking once you've found it? That's just crazy talk.

It's… it's a nice hot tub.

Whhhaaaaaa???

Wow, just like Desk Set.

Two things!

DEADPOOL PLAN!

I don't understand the appeal of alcoholic beverages such as this. Is it that it's cheap? That it doesn't taste so much like alcohol?

No, PWR BTTM.

I liked and respected him a lot. And I'm a Dodgers fan.

And in some blessedly non-Deadpool news, Ryan Reynolds today tweeted from the set of Deadpool…
oh crap.

"I wrote a book, it's called How to Get Along with Everyone. Of course, I didn't write it about myself… I wrote it about this other asshole jerk."
—Steve Martin

This sounds utterly and completely terrible.
Also: Katie Holmes is still around?