Look, they just didn't think the kids should fart so much, ok?

Hollywood Dumbylon

Why is this review so long?

I'm not a judge but I play one on TV

Apocalypse Nope

I used to count on my fingers and toes. But I just can't rely on them anymore.

Get out!

I've got a few days off. Just me and the boy while Mrs. Peterson is out of town. Went to Disneyland late Friday and watched a couple of Dodger games.

That looks like an odd Lincoln commercial.

7? What, do you live in the Midwest or something?

They cancelled Meet the Press?

Dang, I was hoping it was about stolen cars or something.

…now, where's that kid with my latte?

Well, did you include any Velcro with your scripts?

Why doesn't she create and star in a show for CBS? It could be about a doctor cop who has to learn to balance work and home life.

…but I still have the receipt!!
..
(I'm shocked to learn they lasted as long as they did.)

Anyone know what Hot Metal is?

Gotcha. That's interesting.

I don't think so. I think I'm just flashbacking…

Oh, I see….
***hurries to return western outfit to Miller's Outpost***