Let's hear it for the boy….

Hmm… would Cocaine say "hold my beer"?

That's why I always wear a full suit of armor when I go biking.

Much worse is that baseball uses that too for the All-Star Game.

Does he only go by "Kendrick" now? Do we get first-name privileges here at the AV Club? And what the fuck is up with that movie with the bear and the moon?

Oh, yes, yes it does. Consistently and thoroughly.

And cocaine is more important than either.

Woohoo!

Dippin' Dots are allowed again in the White House!

I've been forced to sit through the trailer a couple of times. It looks like the biggest piece of corporate-think cash-in garbage in the history of the world.

***bearly***

Speaking of fake news:
Earlier today I was looking at a piece of music composed by Luigi Cherubini in 1804, lamenting the death of Joseph Haydn. Problem is, Haydn didn't die until 1809. Cherubini was fooled by a widely-reported hoax.

…and then SEE those emoticons in action in The Emoji Movie!!!!!

"I can see Russia influencing the election from my backyard!"

Thank you, internet, for giving me permission to feel what I feel. That's a relief.

We don't need no edu-Nathan

Exactly!

Please, no wagering.

Oh, don't be so Stern.

This is very nice.