Do I have to shave my legs first?

That was going to be my joke you bastard I hate you

Jokes on you. I never cared.

Or bridges, bus routes, steak knives, hemlock, etc. Of course, this being America, it's impossible to be far away from guns.

She was?

You'd better not see who's President right now.

He is totally in my face!

I wonder if massive amounts of fame and adulation will fuck a person up if they are already well into middle age. I volunteer to be a test subject.

He punched a giant mouse in the face. Does he have to draw you a diagram?

Social media celebrities began as assholes, or else they wouldn't want so badly to be social media celebrities.

Wait, the 40-year-old Virgin wasn't a superhero?

Now that sounds like a movie I'd want to see. Come on, Hollywood, get on this.

Perhaps you could lay him out for a while, with a run-by kneecapping.

These all sound boring and terrible. I wish there were more movies about superheroes.

No, BrosNan Bread is from India.

The Turner Prize? Is that for the most poorly colorized image or something?

Too nosy? Look who's talking.

Sounds like someone's never tried Brosnan Bread.

The autism part bothers me. Autism isn't magic and it bothers me when portrayed as such.

Sorry, your contract requires you to see the next three Bond movies in theaters.