The Money Is In Fact Enough

I like going there for classics. I haven't been there for a first run film.

Seriously? Fuck that.

Never been toSan Antonio. Was in Houston once for few days at a conference. That is the total extant of my Texas travels.

How about a Mensch on a Bench?

We took the long "fun" way, taking the Metro all the way from North Hollywood. I hate having to park, so it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I'm not a state, I'm a monster!

Shouldn't they call it SanAntonioRiverWorld?

And they only do it for their own abusement.

OK, I'm in

I don't think any of us expected TJ to say that.

My question, sir, is about the budget.

The girl stepped on her foot and everything! It's like they were jockeying for position on a rebound or something.

Yes!

***does so, over the course of five hours***

OK, I knew the second one, but not the first.

Are you terrified of Santa Claus?

Outta my way, Nerdlinger!

Does it have clown beds personally made by fathers who don't realize how terrifying they are?

The shower head is just a flower water spritzer.