Derek Jeter was on MST3K?

I was hoping this time they would use the music of Judas Priest.

He's being a LaBuffoon.

Yay!

Have fun!!!!

Finally saw Beauty and the Beast. Gugu should have played Belle.

No, that's Chris Maple.

Oil based paint.

Me too! Although I assumed Time would take care of him at some point.

Or us!

Hey man, it's playing everywhere all the time.

The champagne is also cursed.

Anything to get away from all those kids, right?

To the top of what?

*burp*

it all started when John Lennon said those partially digested fetuses were bigger than Jesus.

To be fair, no one has Paul Lynde's charm or wit.

***dresses up as Santa, proves everyone wrong***

It's 5:00 here in 40 minutes! Then I get to drive home in 105 degree temperatures! Yay!!!

Maybe. But it doesn't explain why they need Santa Claus.