Why don't we send him to Mars? Lots of children there, apparently. Everyone's happy.

Not with my receding hair line, I'm not.

Wow, he gives men with open shirts and gold chains a bad name.

***Deceptiçons***

The Tchaikovsky cinematic universe. Swans V. Mice: Dawn of Christmas

I go for the water skiing.

Swan Lake and the Huntsman

I guess she should have called it "Catherine the Autobot", then.

Ah, the ballet…

So no one will film her script, but she's in demand? Hollywood is weird, man.

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Does he also play bass?

Not really sure why this should be surprising.

I'm so confused.

Sorry.

Your coworker is also probably quite drunk right now.

"woke snark"
Wow, try saying that five times, fast.

Wow, Lt. Broccoli, you really are military!

Thank you.

I KNOW