This may be her rap debut, but judging by that picture, she's already sung with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band.

I'd watch that!

This plot summary does not make it sound like there is an ape-based war covering the entire planet. I want my money back.

Well, you know what they say: sequel no evil.

One of my favorite Big Daddy songs is their cover of "Sussidio" in the manner of "Run Around Sue".

Ryan Gosling is a Nice Guy, yes.

I wish my local theater would take a pay cut so I could watch a movie with Emma Stone.

I don't know even know what Outcast is!

That will not help you.

San Fernando Valley.

Can we go to Fenway?

Who can keep track of those Roman numerals?

We're thinking about going to the tide pools and aquarium in San Pedro tomorrow. Maybe do some unloading at the docks, too.

He knows he's out of his league, and rolls with it. I like that.

That's a good way to get killed by Jason.

I like his character. I think he brings some nice humor and humanity to the role.

Dear AV Club,
It is supposed to get up to about 107 degrees here today and tomorrow. Please invite me to your beach house.
Sincerely,
Jose Peterson

He's way behind the times. I thought the Chinese owned all the property in America now.

***mother butts in***

I've always assumed there's a Captain Bolivia.