Zap!

Oh man, they should do one of those ESPN commercials with the athletes working in the office, and they all get laid off.

So people will think they are important and made of money.

Don't worry, be happy!
—Bush I in 1992

This is why you should never think.

They let go both Don and Lindor!

"A terrible frosting accident made hundreds of people delicious today in Kansas City…"

A statement to the National Enquirer? Sheesh.

A lot of people want to be actors. I can only assume that this desire transcends any number of disabilities, conditions, what have you.

I understand what you mean. But yeah, I imagine it can be done, it's just that no one wants to do it.

There are probably a lot of blind people who would like to be successful actors, if given the chance.

It's a coffee table book about coffee tables!

My son was watching a Peanuts special where the kids were all playing an actual football game for the honor of their school, and Lucy still kept pulling the football away from Charlie Brown as he was trying to kick extra points. That's…. that's just so mean.

There should be an oral history of Oral B.
I'll wait.

ALL THE WAY DOWN

THAT'S NOT HELPFUL

Too bad. I like the idea of a pre-teen MLA taking mental notes on the cleanliness of the various concert goers.

In college I was good friends with the sister of an Indigo Girl. Unfortunately, she died quite young. Still makes me sad.

Blink once for yes; twice for no.

Glamour?