A thousandaire?

President Crimson would have been more democratic

He's real, and he's spectacular!

We suck!

This is about my cat waking me up, right?

Well, not so much traffic at that hour as having to deal with rival gangs.

Did I say there's traffic at midnight?

AV Club College
We're unaccredited!

That's exactly what I'm saying!
Union Station is probably just a few miles away, but it will take you forever to get there with traffic.

No, he's Neil… somebody.

I have a kid, and you don't see me enjoying summer!

There's actually a South Detroit street in Los Angeles. So no one tell me that there's no such place as South Detroit!!!

I'm thinking of Excitable Misunderstood Genius. Where the devil has he been?

Gaps can be exchanged for goods and services

You must be a millionaire!

They should be fans of Iron Maiden, then. Or Iron Butterfly, I guess.

By the way, excuse my all-caps, but EMG hasn't been around much and I'm filling the gap

SOME ISLANDS ARE FURTHER NORTH THAN OTHERS

How do they do it, those bastards!

NO HE'S AT A FARM UPSTATE AND YOU CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE