Wait, my wife is Earl? That actually explains a lot…

Nobody wants to meet my organs.
Which is too bad! I've got a grand organ, a B3, and a harmonium!

At Target the other day, my wife pointed out to me some candy in the check out aisle that was liquid, and which you suck out of a pacifier-like container.

This thread turned into a game of Password so slowly, I didn't even notice.

"Spam, spam, spam, President and spam"

They stayed up all night coming up with the name "Beef Products, Inc". But it was worth it!

Plus, he should take my ticket at the door!

All the violence in the world will still just net you an R rating.

Wow, completely different from Despicable Me 3!

And still playing Mantis!

***makes note to self***

I see…

Yes. It's entirely inoffensive in every imaginable way. This is a big step up from Cars 2.

It's really, really hot outside! What are parents supposed to do?

My doctor is bald and from Russia. I call him "Dr. Gru". I mean, not to his face…

Remind me never to take you to Wendy's.

OK!

Thanks!

I refreshed, and now I don't see my original comment about the eye infection!

Say what now??