Cardellini dressed as Velma will always give me a hard on.

I say "bro" constantly and unironically. Doesn't even bother me anymore. Started as a joke and now I can't stop.

'Tis a fine list, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

I'm seeing negative two upvotes and a downvote here… And that's just impressive.

2 billion dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? 2 million dollars!

THAT'S THE JOKE.

Dammit, autocorrect fucked up again. That was supposed to say "secret gay lover."

Jingle All the Way is my second favorite Christmas movie, after Home Alone, so clearly we have a disagreement here.

Say WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!!

I don't know, I'll have to ask my parents, whose account I leech off of and never pay for.

Literally the only thing I remember from the Mighty Ducks trilogy is that, in one of the movies, there was a kid who wore a Husker Du shirt in one scene.

I was in my last year of college when it came out, and I remember being drunk at a Christmas party complaining about how Avatar's environmental and anti-globalist politics were complete bullshit because the movie had a cross promotion advertising campaign with McDonald's and a bunch of other big faceless corporations.

He overrated it.

They looked like humanoid cats, which explains why the Internet immediately fell in love with them.

Still the worst $15 I've ever spent for a handjob at the movies.

Today in world news: just a friendly reminder that you, me, and everyone we know are all going to die.

"You don't tickle the driver!" is up there with "You don't feed a guy a sponge!"

"Hey Chicago, sorry about Jordan but shit, for 40 million a year I'd shoot my own father in the head!"

SwiftKey is being a piece of shit. Meant to say "was".

"Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just likes to have fun."