We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me!

GOOD THING DIRECTV DROPPED FXX FROM MY SUBSCRIPTION, UNLESS I WANT TO SHELL OUT $30 MORE A MONTH TO UPGRADE MY PACKAGE. THANK YOU, DIRECTV, THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!

Sandler's movies are great all the way up through The Waterboy, which is his crowning achievement. Things started to get shitty starting with Big Daddy.

I want to go to there.

This has probably already been pointed out a thousand times, but fuck if I'm going to read through all these comments: Jason, the movie you watched is Night And Fog. And yes, it is horrifying.

I love that song. Reminds me of elephants!

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!

Yeah, what the fuck is going on here?

Darn, I was really hoping I could soon buy this as a flash drive implanted in the decapitated head of Ke$ha.

Runaway train, never goin' back…

Looks like you beat me to it. Like I said below, nothing on this planet is more hilarious than that scene.

"Two Princes" justifies its existence by inspiring one of my favorite episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program. There is nothing on this earth funnier than Brian Posehn dancing in a park, eating cotton candy, having a laugh with some kids all while listening to "Two Princes."

I go to Maine for work every once in awhile. Outside of Portland, it seems like nothing but rednecks and shut ins.

I'm with you on this one. I've said many times that The Terminator is the greatest horror movie of its generation and that Cameron should have never made the jump to straight up action with Aliens. T2 is superficially thrilling, but it's the original that stuck with me.

This! FUCKING THIS!!

I actually love the Super Mario Bros. movie. It's just so delightfully misguided and unfriendly, not to mention batshit insane. How the hell did they manage to reimagine Yoshi, the cute little green bugger, as an escapee from Jurassic Park?

FLIM SPRINGFIELD

JT was pretty dope in Social Network. Gotta give him that at least.

STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN!!