There was a certain novelty to The Cain Train that was at least endearing. (4/6)

Changnesia?

The Marx Bros are gonna be on this season of Community?

Damn Liberalwood! Telling me what to like, as though folk from the Midwest were backwards butt-pickers beating on queers! Only on Sundays, cuz thems the Lord's day!

Something something, erection joke, something something.

Only on UHF.

Ohhh…Poor John Goodman.

King Ralph?

That's the day the public finally says "fuck it" and just doesn't go to the movies.

It is full of old people, so….

And Jimmy Fallon survived Queen Latifah, so…we've got ourselves a crack team of rag-tag misfits.

If Mark Wahlberg were there, Olympus never would have fallen in the first place.

Hollywood

They can use Big Book of British Smiles as source material.

I felt like that Hawaiin guy really had it coming to him.

Well, I still can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and a dead crab. They must be doing something right.

We saved their ass in WWII, then they saved our's in WWIII. It's time we return the favor yet again!

Detroit Has Fallen and Can't Get Up

Perchance he's a motivational speaker of sorts?

I have a feeling Mr. Bega saw an opportunity to regain relevance in this world. "Hey, Bega and Reed both are four letters long and we're both named Lou. I could work with this!"