I will agree: it's unfair to fault the administration entirely, especially if they lack the staff-power to fully investigate any and every instance. It's also unfair for me to label all student athletes as "prone-to-rape." It's unfortunate that there is such a strong association between the two. It just needs better…

So Wikipedia lied? My world is forever shattered.

Free education and all the drunken college chicks they can rape while administrators look the other way. I really hate college athletics.

According to his Wiki article, he is American.

They're the love 'em and leave 'em type.

Or harass boys who are really into blues and two-tone suits.

He really delivers his best Friday A-game right here mid-week. Superb, Monsignor O'Neal!

Gasoline is for winners.

You spelled "keep" wrong.

Is that not the $1,000,000 question?

Less Zooey Deschanel. MORE LIZZY CAPLAN!

Bully, I say. Up till April I was driving my 2000 Neon that I had driven for almost 10 years. Now my dad drives it. Of course, the cost of repairs over time, I could've saved to by a new car outright.

There is no need to apologize. This is America and the internet. The Ameri-net!

I'm gonna break into people's houses at night and wreck up the joint!! Mwuah-ah-ah!

They're chocolate. They're mint. They're refreshing!

Not if it's an amalgam, or, more of a wad of those candies and munchies combined into one super food.

That's a fine campus they got there. Go Rib-eyes!

Let's replicate this experiment taking those additional factors into consideration, but use American subjects who…nevermind. Americans will buy anything regardless of what they are or are not eating.

And Conan falls for it *every* time!

Kids in the Hall?