And boost interest and presence of the sport.

I've always felt that college football should separate from the school they are attached to, so it would a football academy (same can go for the other sports unless funding for the school is tied to their athletic program or the size of the program is too small to splinter off). That way, its more of a developmental…

I like to call college athletic programs "Rape Factories".

Hoffman Estates wraps-around b/c its so expansive. Bartlett's just south of Streamwood. The big gripe b/t the two is that when they built their high school in the 90's (b/c whitey is scared of black people), they forgot to leave room for a football field. So they paid to renovate Streamwood's. So their football field…

I come from the Northwest burbs of Chicago. In my town, all other towns were perceived as our rivals because the notion was they were better than us. Except for Elgin and Carpentersville, those places suck. I like to think our greatest rival was ourselves. And stupid, sexy Bartlett.

A friend of mine got me hooked as we listened to a few on a road trip to Columbus. I then got a co-worker hooked on it. It's like fucking heroin, without the nausea and more fun.

That scene where he keeps squinting and rocking about in his seat basically going "hmm, ahh, ehh, it's not because she has a vagina that she don't know concussions" I rolled my eyes and sighed heavily.

I once had my friends watch an episode of Tim & Eric b/c I kept insisting (ie: drunkenly demanding) it was good and they'd enjoy the absurdity. The episode that was on that night was when Casey's brother brings him back from the dead. No one outside of me was laughing. I am no longer allowed to suggest group watchings.

Or while masturbating.

@avclub-a24b54b58362f8dc4b670364958fe18c:disqus I have yet to venture any deeper into Ohio, but based on my experiences driving through it, I would have to agree with you.

That was the funniest thing me and my friends laughed at all the way home from a weekend in Columbus. That and all the overly Christian billboards. We joked that instead of just changing his last name, he decided to become the most successful RV salesman and build a good reputation around "Raper".

You took the thought right out of my head….

Only a quarter-fap.

Where was this song three years ago when I really needed it? Either way, this is much welcomed.

When you're sifting through the fallout of a devastating break up, "High Fidelity" is a great movie to watch because Rob Gordon is the guy you want to imagine yourself being a that point in time. Once you've recovered and watch it again, you realize "Holy shit! I wanted to be that guy?!" and reside in the reality that…

Depends on whether or not you have a lisp.

You mean to say, and what the other commentators are suggesting, is that, a man's son is starting to resemble him in some fashion? Mind = blown. But maybe you're trying to suggest that he isn't supposed to resemble his "assumed" father, but rather his real father?

Liked just for the mention of Iowa State! WHOO! GO CYCLONES!

It's a Dorian Grey-type thing: as they grow and look more ragged, she just gets prettier.

Agree on Goon. It was more heartfelt than I was expecting. I should definitely re-watch it now that hockey season has begun.