Hey, wait a minute—
Say what you will about his current mo-cap fetish, but surely Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) is a significant-enough post-Back To The Future (1985) movie for any lover of cinema to care about.

IMMIRGRATION LAW DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Am I the only one annoyed by the "born-outside-of-US-means-I'm-not-a-citizen" plotlines?

Everybody plays the fool
There's no exception to the rule;
It may be factual, it may be cruel.
But everybody plays the fool.

I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine.

I may be hungry, but I sure ain't weird.

Fs are better than Ds. An F can mean so-bad-it's-good; a D means so-blah-it's-meh.

Do you like Michael Keaton?
I don't know, I've never Michael Keated.

How is that "Cats and Dogs" movies
an animated feature?

WHAT MORTAL DARES TO SUMMON ME

Diamond Sings Nilsson Sings Newman
Has anybody else gone three layers deep on the X-sings-Y genre yet?

What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?

In a similar vein to the first post:
http://wondermark.com/tcsd/…

As a Yankee-gone-south, I love me some Waffle House. It's great to be able to stop there for a midnight study session, and get something magnificently unhealthy and all the sweet tea you can stand for < $10.

The expLoitation Channel?

I'm going insane
There's no one to blame
So fuck you

@Jimmy James:
Better known as The Hurricanus.

If it's the same as the other instance I've heard it in, it's a blending of "scratch" and "itch" which means "a gentle petting/scratching of a pet."

HUALGHALGAHLGHAUGH

How bad should I feel
that my only knowledge of Jim Woodring's work comes from that Microsoft Comic Chat program that came with Windows 98?

Actually, re: Holocaust survivors with Nazi kinks: from a lot of the internet testimony I've read, for what it might be worth (very little, etc.), there seem to be a lot of people who develop fixations and fetishes based on something that once scared or traumatized them; a lot of clown fetishists were terrified of…