I thought EVERY week was Shark Week on Discovery

movies like this exist for reviews like this, nice one Tasha

agreed, book is excellent, sustained air of menace and plot holds up just fine

depressing
just leave it alone. please.

presumably
whoever get the first firstie of the new commenting era will instantaneously explode in a shower of self-referential delight, or canceraids, or both.

i, too, normally cower from the unfamiliar.

best possible outcome
everybody can just quietly forget this exists, rather than worry about a franchise of tepid time-wasters every other summer.

@MrTeas, this commenter certainly hasn't forgotten Zoids.

just be thankful they didn't burn the Tower of London.

you hang in there, KirkCameron

i live about five minutes from one of the parts of town that got burned and can confirm that it was indeed pretty amicable stuff - they only wanted to loot, not hurt anybody.

the lions ate him? THE LIONS ATE HIM?!!!

There comes a time, Handlen
…when the jewels cease to sparkle, the gold loses its lustre and the AV Club becomes a prison.

huh
well that sucks. need to improvise other ways to ensure my productivity at work won't accidentally go up.

another vote for Spud and the soiled sheets in Trainspotting, best shit gag ever.

*struck on the head by falling candlestick, slumps to floor*

it was all meant as a big 'fuck you' to Robert Plant, who always said he wanted to work with Diddy.

was a bit disappointed by The Host. admittiedly i had pretty high expectations after seeing so many good reviews, but after a pretty awesome start thought it went horribly off the rails.

Robot Jox…. christ, that movie really DID exist. figured i must have made it up as a kid, memory plays tricks

we demand to know. spoiler please, warren