did weaving say he was playing Inspector Abeline? so he trades down to werewolves after failing to catch jack the ripper?? wtf

read Dragon Tattoo on recommendation and thought it was dire - the characters are as three-dimensional as flat-pack furniture and Blomqvist just a tool for the author's wish-fulfilment about banging sassy older wimmin and autistic sexpots.

rail fares cheap?
this isn't england then

he cuts up a dog!! bone-chilling robotic terror at its finest

Saturn 3, Hector. creepy as hell, cuts up a dog.

how the fuck can anyone be into soundgarden and not love superunknown??? best stuff they ever did.

appreciate the Clue love, mbs, must've seen that movie a dozen times over the years for some reason. top comic turns from Curry, Kahn, Lloyd et al

i too wish to murder Shelley Duvall

Rorschach and the Big Figure team up in New Orleans to run their own private detective agency - they're like the original Odd Couple!

i've not read the book of V for Vendetta but actually love the movie. read (and inevitably loved) Watchmen and still pretty excited about the movie. trying make Nite Owl look badass seems a bizzare move tho

spot on, Sugar Tits - a proper version of the Illiad could be the best action movie ever anyway. can't see a big studio stumping up the cash tho for a movie where a genuinely psychotic Achilles only fights because his boyfriend has been killed tho.

farewell speech?? hardly, the man's sure to make a fortune on the after-dinner circuit!

the OyVey-men

more McKee love here. one million channels of pointlessness but no re-runs of Our Friends in the North. what gives?

Cameron should have another crack at the Abyss. keep the first half, the second….. not so much

in the land of the blind
the Cyclops-looking motherfucker is king

debbie cocktail
one part goldie hawn to three parts afghan hound

clearly i meant frank darabont. fucking idiot, can't even get that right

there have been more ZMF pastiches in these comments over the ages than jan de bont has written first drafts

seconded