The problem with medical puns is it takes an educated audience for them to gland.

Rob Schneider is not funny.

He's also donating his sad orphan money to Planned Parenthood.

Today he is cancelling the apocalypse.

If you need a follow-up piece to I Wish I Played Vibraslap, I'm available for I Played Vibraslap in High School, and It Was Awesome.

I got a Lord Palmerston alert for this?

If you meet the Buddha on the road, send him to the next dimension.

Peter Beagle's introduction to _The Secret History of Fantasy_ anthology has some good venom for Tolkien-clone shovelware like _Shannara_.

Maybe next time they can ask him about the movie he did with that talking dolphin.

Counterpoint: Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

It's free on Amazon Prime Instant Streaming.

It's an original creation, like Ricky Rouse, and Monald Muck.

When goblins are good, they're misunderstood.

I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case.

Darrrrrrrryl! Darrrrrryl!

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Licensed owl trowel or nothing.

It's pretty fun. What you heard was right.

I was saying boo-urns.

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