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Pitt the Elder
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Is that what we're called? I prefer Various Fans, Deviants.

They weren't volunteering their music for the exposure?

Who does she think her son is, a King? Ceaser!

One: Kris Straub is louder, angrier.
Two: Whenever Kris Straub's not onscreen, the other characters should be asking, "Where's Kris Straub?"

Goodnight, Hardcastle.

He gets results, you stupid chief!

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Y'know something, he did say "What" a lot!

You mean Star Ninger?

Call me when there's a Jetman movie to have delayed.

MAYOR DEWEY

MAYOR DEWEY

Onion Bubs!

I'm having trouble committing to the second season. It lacks heart.

It's no Sex Blimp, but I'll take what I can get.

Would you like to be as happy as this man?

You'd never get tired of explaining your "Milhouse, Principal Skinner, and Hans Moleman dressed as the Order of the Triad" tattoo.

Oh, I'm a failure! A failure! I'm so disorganized! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car! It's a mess. I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home,every time! All I want is a free sandwich.

MAY OR
DEW EY

Bird Mom is the craziest mom.