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Pitt the Elder
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There was no one on my prom-planning committee who had your knowledge of With or Without (You).

Curiosity: Satisfied!

And the real suckers are us, who fall for it every time.

Spaaaaaaaaaace Channelfive!

I can't beat Air Man.

I wouldn't go to that Shnabubula track as his #1 best, but I strongly support his role as our savior from piano-playing robots. Maybe Psi Piano Omega?

Ctrl-F Moomin

The American legal system is the real hero here.

MONICA!
Is gonna microwave your ????
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON!
Is going to organize your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN!
His name is The Captain!

I played too much Munchkin in college because it was simple to teach.

Brilliant!

The pie from Twede's is not very good.

Not Ghüs!

Blind Ivan has a REELEX tattoo on the back of his head. Knowing my phrenology, it should say REFLEX.

It would be better if we didn't have to attach our names to these puns. I'd prefer to be Lebanonymous.

The journey from this point will be long, and it will be more difficult than anything you have undergone to this point. Yet, I believe you will be all right. When good battles evil, which side do you believe wins?

The Duchess Approves!

There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.

One: Korra needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time
machine. Two, whenever Korra's not on screen, all the other characters
should be asking "Where's Korra?" Three: