This isn’t expected be useful as testimony, but should prove successful as a meme.

They fight crime!

His Mad Stan days have served him well. Blow it all up!

Raggedy Princess can make you a new Hambo in, like, three seconds.

I also came for the Compact Disco.

http://keepbeachcityweird.t…

What are you going to do with that many 307.5:1 nudists?

Tear bending and business bending.

Onion Bubs!

That's just the sort of post I'd expect about Desert Bluffs. Ooh, I hate that place!

Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots, and all day
long a spicy scent is your reward.

Is Earl Scruggs already spoken for? If not, I call dibs.

I hope he doesn't consider Seaguy a superhero. I'm still holding a quixotic torch for volume three coming out someday.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school
we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one
of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a
bear.

You know, it was really unclear.

By Vectron's fist, you're right!

Welcome to Nightvale was terrifying this week. I'm quite happy to stay a Blood Scout now that I know the civic fate of the Eternal Scouts.

What are some good ones to check out?

Heads up, you heathen monkeys!

You're dead right, mate.