At this point, we've got so many faithful Gatsby adaptations that I don't mind some artistic license.

This is my weird new name.  There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Internet racists seem to have glommed on to these facts as if they somehow debunk MLK's legacy.  Any time he comes up someone pops in to say, "well, you know he plagiarized his thesis".  The guy's remembered for leading the Civil Rights movement, not writing a good term paper.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus PA?  I guess it depends where you're talking about.  I drive through to visit my grandparents in Johnstown a few times a year, and most of the state outside of Pittsburgh and Philly looks like a rust belt stereotype.  Scalp Level and Paint (those are real towns) don't…

@avclub-6f2918fcd0f193a9e0dcc0337775b148:disqus The show's arcs have always been more about characters' relationships than governance (which was usually more of a catalyst than a plot) — Leslie/Mark, Ann/Mark, April/Andy, Ann/Chris, Leslie/Ben.  Now that they've paired everyone off, they got rid of the major "will…

Young Adult was actually pretty good.

New Jersey is definitely in the top half of states; in fact, I'm gonna go ahead and rank it 18th.  Fuck youse guys (get it, because that's how we talk) who've never really been there. Pass me the gabagoul. Bruce Springsteen, and other topical references! ha Ha!  The Sopranos was a show.

It's practically a trope of the heist genre these days.

We're making movies now?

Hangov3r if he wants to really capture the zeitgeist.

@Cutlass12:disqus I don't know, Ron doesn't seem like much of a fantasy fan.  He seems more like the kind of person who would read Moby Dick for the long tangents on 19th century whaling techniques.

@avclub-28b1819668d7c62501acb9852cad10a9:disqus You're saying this in a world where people routinely spend $40,000 on a worthless chef degree.

Yes.  If there's one entity you don't want to cross in the entertainment biz, it's the MTV movie awards.

But will he return those videotapes in time?

It's a way to say "I don't like it but I don't want every nerd who doesn't understand the concept of taste to jump down my throat" without actually typing "I don't like it but I don't want every nerd who doesn't understand the concept of taste to jump down my throat", which would be very time consuming indeed.

A powerful drum sound

Good night, sweet Todd.

@avclub-f6f154417c4665861583f9b9c4afafa2:disqus A lot of people think sequels tend to be derivative.  Not me.  I think they're exponential, which makes this the quintessential Scary Movie. Thanks folks, I'll be here all week or until the something something insert punchline here.

@Dadboner

I don't think Timbuktu to Portland is a range that includes many renowned bartenders.