Don't blame me - I voted for President Jesus.

Some other porn company beat them to the punch about a month ago. Scandalously, in that particular videotaped pornographic entertainment, Archie bedded both Betty and Veronica AT THE SAME TIME!! Or so a friend of my older brother told me.

The whole point of the game, at least the way I play it, is to get as much space strange as possible. Commander Sheppard - Space Slut.

He'll be a perfectly fine space frog, who is subsequently co-opted by space racists.

I've been hesitant to watch this movie because of the two things you mention - one of Yelchin's final performances (been a fan of his since Huff) and the brutality. Is it brutal because of the tenseness of the scene, or brutal viscerally? Because I can't handle the latter any more.

That was the sarcasm cherry on top of the dick sundae I made. You can tell when I'm not being sarcastic because of the creative portmanteau's I'll make out of seemingly unrelated curse words.

Try re-reading the article, Crow. The White House says that CNN is being dishonest . Trump himself has said that their news, while ostensibly true, is actually fake! He even upgraded that disparagement to VERY fake. So, try again.

I once told a girl on a first date that I had recently heard a strange noise - it was screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a childs voice. I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the barn. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to. And that's when I saw the lambs. The lambs were screaming. First I tried…

I think that their problem is that they're all "Rock Bands", but they are dour as fuck. Rock is supposed to be fun and rebellious, not portentous and gloomy. So I think that it's a combination of self-seriousness and the overall lack of joy in their music.

I have no evidence for this other than a strong suspicion, but I really think that he messed with his daughters when they were young. J'accuse!

I had never really considered Polanski's crime that big of a deal. But the older I get, and the closer my niece gets to the age of 13, absolutely no. I don't care how much time has passed since the initial crime, he shouldn't go unpunished. Jesus Christ, more than ever guilty pricks need to be punished.

I'm 44 and I'm pretty sure that I'm still pretty cool. Either that or I'm desperate and sad. It's hard to tell from my perspective.

Anyone who still supports Trump is as stupid as shit. There is no justification of his ignorance, nor reading of his incompetent and meandering blathering where it's simply a matter of disagreeing over policy. The guy is incomprehensible.

She completely spaced on the Electoral College "What? It's not winner takes all? FUCK!!"

As an employer, I often find myself in the position of firing an employee for something that I wanted them to do, didn't tell them to do, but they went ahead and did anyway. FUCK YOUR INITIATIVE!!

4 weeks. I think we'll begin spring with a President Ryan, and in 2018, special election because Ryan won't be able to govern.

Dik wouldn't give up the licensing rights, so they had to change the name of the character.

Don't worry - they're going to have me come on and swear at racists over the credits, and most of the advertising slots will be taken up by offers for high paying internet jobs that will allow you to afford a McLaren F1 Supercar.

I had seared salmon in a white wine cherry tomato sauce over couscous. The night before it was an Elvis burger. I could go back weeks!

That's the reason that the book has taken so long to come out. The David Bowie chapters are going to be VR Experiences, involving centaurs, tightly bound packages and hearty laughter. Finally, technology has caught up to the story.